Good afternoon, I AM a dogaholic. I would like to welcome all of you to this months meeting of "Dogaholic's
Anonymous."
DA is here to assist you. I have some questions to ask. If you answer YES to more than three of the following, you
have come to the right place.
Can you say "bitch" in public without blushing ?
If you answered YES to one of the above, there is still hope.
Author Unknown
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Some of you are here tonight because a friend or relative brought you here. You may be sitting here thinking that
you are OK and that you really don't need any help.
It is not easy to admit that you are a dogaholic, and it is even harder to bring yourself to a DA meeting for help.
Do you drive a station wagon, van or 4x4 when everyone else drives a real car ?
Do you have more than one car ? One for you and one for the dogs ?
Do you spend your vacations and holidays going to shows, specialities and seminars
when everybody else goes on a cruise ?
Do you discuss things at the dinner table that would make most doctors leave in disgust ?
Do you consider formal wear to be clean jeans and freshly washed tennis shoes ?
Is your interior decorator R.C.Steele ?
Was your furniture and carpeting chosen to match your dogs ?
Are your end tables really dog crates with tables clothes thrown over them ?
Do you know the meaning of
CD, CDX, UD, CGC,HIT,WC,JH,MH,CH,BIS,AD,AX,TD,TDX and OTCH ?
Is your mail primarily dog catalogues, dog magazines and premium lists ?
Do you get up before dawn to go to Training Classes, Dog Shows, Seminars ?
(but have trouble getting up for "work ?")
If you have dresses, do they all have pockets ?
Do those pockets often contain freeze dried liver, Rollover or squeaky toys ?
When you meet a new person do you always ask them what kind of dog they have and pity them if they don't have
one ?
Do you remember the name of their dog sooner than you remember their name ?
Do you find non dog people boring ?
If you answered YES to two, you are in serious trouble.
If you answered YES to three or more, you have come to the right place.
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