1. Remove film from box and load camera.
2. Remove film box from puppy's mouth & throw in trash.
3. Remove puppy from trash & brush off coffee grounds from muzzle.
4. Choose a suitable background for photo.
5. Mount camera on tripod & focus.
6. Find puppy & take dirty sock from mouth.
7. Place puppy in pre-focused spot & return to camera.
8. Forget about spot & crawl after puppy on knees.
9. Focus with one hand & fend off puppy with other hand.
10. Get tissue & clean nose print from lens.
11. Take flash-cube from puppy's mouth & throw in trash.
12. Put cat outside & put peroxide on the scratch on puppy's nose.
13. Put magazine's back on coffee table.
14. Try to get puppy's attention by squeaking toy over your head.
15. Replace your glasses & check camera for damage.
16. Jump up in time to grab puppy by scruff of neck and say,
"no outside ! no outside" !!!
17. Call spouse to clean up mess.
18. Fix a drink.
19. Sit back in lazy boy with drink and resolve to teach puppy,
"sit " and "stay" the first thing in the morning.